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DOOM! The Greatest Generation

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What a bunch of pussies. If they’re just trying to get laid, then fine. But somehow I doubt these passive, sensitive, beta male types could perform.

New marketing idea: Viagra for millennials. You want proof? Read reddit/sex on any given day and at least 25% of the top posts will be about 19-25 year old men that can’t get it up. That’s just weird.

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First, everyone needs to get a haircut. Second, if someone approaches you and asks why you need feminism, then asks you to put your answer on a sign, the appropriate answer is FUCK YOU. Third, I really like second, so let’s just stick with that.

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In closing, I’d like to remind you that fighting is ok when necessary. The ability to change a tire is important. It’s ok to be aggressive when pursuing girls.  Just sayin’.

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Vanity dog? Name her Face Ripper and teach her to do big dog things:

 

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