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Big Boob Friday
MJ: Would we like to see more of the boobtastic Keeley Hazel, moron splitters? Moron Splitters: Yes MJ, we would. Cyn: I like tacos. MJ: I know, darling. Stop sending me emailing me about how much you...
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Thursday poat
We need some funneh. I denounce myself in advance. Might as well prepare for that IRS audit now. Oh, and one more thing. Y’all have a good day.Filed under: As Little as Possible, asshole, but not the...
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Feminism is Pretty Boring
In the endless need to shock life back into the feminist movement, we are apparently supposed to be concerned with these things: 1) Pubic Hair 2) Vag 3) Smashmorshon 4) Vag Related Accessories 5)...
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Big Boob Friday
Hi there. This is it. It’s Friday, which for half of us means a glorious start to the Obama work week. Thanks, dickface. * I’m posting this song, because I simply can’t believe I feel this way. I miss...
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New Forking Post
* Let me take a moment to tell you about the things that can fork right the fork off: 1. People who drive below the speed limit in the left lane. 2. Anyone with a hyphenated name. 3. People with...
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DOOM! The Greatest Generation
What a bunch of pussies. If they’re just trying to get laid, then fine. But somehow I doubt these passive, sensitive, beta male types could perform. New marketing idea: Viagra for millennials. You want...
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Big Cos Boob Play Friday
Greetings woodchuck chuckers, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday. It is I, your seldom seen, often heard, never listened to, but always smelled host, Pupster. Capital Em Capital Jay has...
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Big Boob Friday
Hello, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday. Redheads, boobs, and girls in glasses make me happy happy happy . Sometimes music does, too. If I could be serious for a moment, I want you...
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Gross, Just Gross
Filed under: American Hero, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshole, bacon, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR!, Blue Man Group, Books, BOOP!, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack,...
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RIP–Alvin Greene, 2009–2014
In case you haven’t been keeping up with events here at what is now known as AoS Fugitive Island, please allow me to be the first to inform you that Alvin Greene has slipped the surly bonds of earth to...
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HHD
Good morning and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I’m actually putting this together on Friday the 13th because I’m traveling this week. I had a bookmark saved of the World Cup hotties,...
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HHD
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I feel a little bad about following up GOOOOOOOOOO away! with an HHD of soccer players, but I don’t think Sean waits breathlessly for HHD...
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Beating a Dead Horse
Compare and contrast my little babies. On the one hand we have a sport where the players receive scores based on their diving ability (the Russian judge can’t be trusted), and on the other the players...
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MMM 133
Your regular host, Leon, is busy with other stuff, like job and what not. So as with most things in America, the MMM is being outsourced for this week. To have a great body, you have to put in effort....
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MMM 135: don’t tell me no jive
Anything I say after that headline which even tangentially refers to the first anti-American American President will be racist by default, so I’m not even going to bother. I mean, the joke’s so heavily...
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Big Boob Friday™
Hello facesitters. I can only do three pull ups. I just tried. To make me feel better we’re going to look at very large, very soft, very squeezable tittahs. * Before we get to that, let’s party like...
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Elf on a Shelf
Tis the season. Enjoy! Filed under: asshole, Balls, CRUNK JUICE!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, I'm 7 Indians, Lemon Bear Dick Punch, Peace Through Douche, Sandra Fluke, Secret Santa, weather blog, Your mom likes...
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Big Boob Friday
Good day, miscreants. I was just thinking to myself, ‘MJ, you know what this shithole dump needs? Boobs, and lots of them.’ Good thing it’s Friday, my groovy tuckers. You’re in luck. * But first things...
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The Hostages, Giffffffyyyyyyy
You’ll poke your eye out, kid. Fuck this shiiiiiitttttt! Republicans, A History. Six six, six ten with the afro. Er, six ten with the bob. L to R, Hotspur, bishes. xBrad’s final wordsFiled under:...
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