Beating a Dead Horse

Compare and contrast my little babies. On the one hand we have a sport where the players receive scores based on their diving ability (the Russian judge can’t be trusted), and on the other the players literally pick their teeth out and continue playing.

In our first C and C, let’s take a look at the fighting style of these sports:

Will you go to the prom with me?

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Ice fighting. Sounds pretty badass, non?

And now let’s take a look at how the players of their respective sports deal with injury:

Peekabo, David Beckham!!! You’re dreamy!!!

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I think I have some knuckle skin stuck between my teeth. Oh wait. That was my tooth.

But take heart soccer fans! That one guy from the country that no one has ever heard of bit the guy that other guy that no one has ever heard of…on the shoulder. It left a mark, kind of, but everyone is expected to make a full recover after a medically induced coma, six months of disability, and three or four years in intensive rehab.