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‘Nuff Said
Filed under: alcohol, asshole, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, Barack Obama, Booze, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, democrats, Douche-bagger, fat chicks, fuck you, goatse, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, hopey changey...
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Ok…Now What?
*sigh* *cough* I’m not used to losing. Arguments. Fights. Debates. Business. Money. Political battles. Contests over biggest moobs. I like to win and I’m pretty decent at it but on election...
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Totally Tushy Tuesday.
Now with more ass, and less assholes. Every man likes a nice set of bewbs. But the more discerning among us realize that true beauty comes from a woman having a great ass. Butts can be big or petite,...
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Quick Sunday Ships
Wiser’s old post was getting pokey so here is a fresh new one to stink up 121211-N-ZZ999-006 GROTON, Conn. (Dec. 11, 2012) Santa Claus rides aboard the Los Angeles-class attack submarine USS San Juan...
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Plan Pr0n Saturday
The old poat was getting as stinky as Cyn’s sweaty underbewb. A-6 Intruder A-7 Corsair II F-4 Phantom EA-6B E-2 Hawkeye SH-3 Sea King Filed under: Drinking heavily, Like you know how to read., Peace...
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Self-Defense
Earlier, there was some mockery directed at me for failing to recognize wiserbud’s, ahem, wit. In my defense, please permit me to present the following case, which can be summarized in five words,...
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Plum Tree Planted
Time for flowers. Texas doesn’t have a long growing season. It has two short ones. Gotta get moving. Also, faggots who don’t like horticulture, fuck you very hello. Filed under: 9/11 Bush's fault,...
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Monday Muscular Motivational
After two days off last week due to a power outage, followed by another day of getting nearly nothing done because my primary machine was busticated by all the power cycling, followed by a day in the...
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My history- A Record Store Poat for Wiser
First I was like - Then I went all- I’m sorta embarrassed I went through a phase of this, but who doesn’t experiment in college? I hung on to mellow-crap phase for years and years until something...
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Sodium Free!
It’s not Monday. Yet. Pupster! Grab me a beer while your at it. AgileDog’s puppies don’t get a free pass: Yeah. Filed under: asshole, bacon, Balls, Boobs, Bunker Pants!, cat blogging, CRUNK JUICE!!!,...
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Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch...
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fuck you, terrorists
Earlier today, I linked what I thought was a pretty cool connection we have to the new World Trade Center One tower in NYC. Wiserbride’s company was involved in the creation of the spire that is going...
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wELCOME tO fANTASTIC
Some of these are just ripe for captioning… let your imagination set you freeeeee! Meh – it’s Tuesday and we needed another poat anyways. Have A Nice Day. Filed under: As Little as Possible, asshole,...
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Meandering Monday Musings
So I’ve got my interview on Wednesday morning with the company I’ve been trying to back to work for since my separation from my first wife twelve years ago. This is the third time I’ve applied, and...
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Heh heh
Also, http://is.gd/l8TmF9 Filed under: 9/11 Bush's fault, asshole, bacon, Boobs, Peace Through Douche, right wing rethuglican, Uncategorized, Vaseline Kiss, wing nut wingnut
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Go Figure
PJM as a child?? Filed under: asshole, Balls, cereal, Chubs, fucking genius, John Galt, Peace Through Douche, Tastes More Like Regular, Z - we don't have a Z
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How’s’ Your Meat Sandwich?
I’m having a discussion with a friend about what happens to the female body after giving birth to a child….or 19. I don’t think there’s any doubt that having 19 kids would basically result in a radial...
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Merde de Chien Chaud Visage
We all understand the difference between the conservative and liberal point of view. Where the conservative tends to view the world as a rational, the liberal tends to peer into the mirage of the...
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L to R
SECRET SANTA SIGN-UP**Click Here Filed under: Don't Make Me Kill You, Heavy Metal Thunder, Learn some shit, Peace Through Douche, Space pens, The More You Know, Vaseline Kiss
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Sign Up Faggots!
For the Secret Santa thing. NOW DO IT NOW! [Update Cyn:] Here… Last Day to Sign Up – Do. It. Now.Filed under: alcohol, Belly Button Micro Penis, Ed Balls, Floyd, FUCK YOU ICE, Good Stupid, H2 Eulogy,...
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